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In a completely unrelated post…

I almost got into it with some bitches on the subway at 33rd st. These two girls were just staring at me, but not staring-into-space-and-it-just-looks-like-I’m-staring-at-you kinda staring, I mean I got the full up and down as they disrespected my outfit with their eyeballs. I was on the phone with my boss when I noticed them, and it annoyed me so much I actually forgot he was on the line when I yelled at them “The fuck are you staring at?! Huh?!”

Woops on me for losing it in front of my boss, but dayum it felt good to see them clench when they thought I was coming for them! Mwahahahaha! That’ll learn ya to keep ya damn eyes to yo self, ho!

Random musings on Grey’s

I was just thinking how Meredith and Christina are like my best friends. Like, I met them in high school and we just clicked, we even stayed friends through college. I got them, and they got my dark and twisty-ness. We cried together, laughed as one and I even disagreed with shit they did. And now the trio is broken up, Christina left and my whole pathetic tri-besty-ship is done. Like, I literally just realized this. I think I may be in mourning and I’m now officially outta the denial state.

Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.

—The Sociological Cinema (via trimichaelceratops)

(Source: queerintersectional, via sorayachemaly)

In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
 I realized, through it all, that 
In the middle of winter, I finally found that within me there lies an invincible summer.

—Albert Camus (via fy-perspectives)

(via steviefuckingnicks)

Elaine was a ‘tough old bird,’ but I suspect she may have been a ‘tough old bird’ since birth. I loved her voice, her timing, her stories and her natural elegance. One day she was wearing a beautiful butterfly cocktail ring, and when I admired it, she gave it to me on the spot – like an Arab sheik in black pantyhose. I feel very lucky to have worked with her as much as I did.

—Tina Fey remembering Elaine Stritch (x). (via elizabethtinafeys)

(via steviefuckingnicks)

adelesadkins:

Get to know me meme: [two/five] favorite actresses ■ Melissa McCarthy

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I’m just always saying, ‘Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.’

(via little-greysanatomy)